I'm Serious. Loljk.

It takes a “special” sort of person to fall for his own joke

How to win “Guess Who?” in one move.

2000ish:

remember when 15 cent wanted to fuck Penny but Oscar was all up on his ass.

virginclub:

virginclub:

THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

WAIT THIS WAS MY POST

ericnally:

im the best snapchatter ever

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…