Peter is an absolute babe, let me tell you. He’ll secretly buy you clothes and send them to you. But just wait. He’ll become very needy. He’ll make you take a picture with it asap and then post it. But if you can’t post it, right that second, for whatever reason (like being in the bath) he’ll hack into your tumblr and post it himself. With a tag saying “hipster me”. He also decides colour on what Hogwarts house he believes you belong in. So clearly, I’m evil and selfish.
I’m not THAT needy. But I still want your love :(
Teacher: “Have you done your homework?”
Student: “Have you graded my test?”
Teacher: “No, I have other student’s stuff to grade”
Student: “I have other teacher’s homework to do”