December 2011
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
A woman got wooden breast implants. It would be...
laughcentre:
WOODEN TIT
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January 1 1936
Anonymous asked: wet t-shirt wednesday?
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
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