“Follow me and reblog this shit because I can promote you to a shit ton of followers I hardly give a fuck about! OH, and you have to follow me too because then I can get a crap load of more followers I give two shits about!”
Please, take that post and shove it up your ass.
And I don’t have 322 322 followers. It’s obviously edited LOL.
Your wardrobe in your eyes:
Reality (for your parents):