When you're 1 year old..
Life starts to travel at one mile per hour. You’re 16 now, and your life is accelerating at sixteen miles per hour. By the time you’re 60, your life will be speeding at sixty miles per hour. There’s a reason why people say life is short. Because every year, your life slowly accelerates to an unbelievable pace.
You had me at 'hello'. But I left you at...
People who publicize their relationships are...
Bruno Mars - Liquor Store Blues
Bruno Mars - Grenade
Bruno Mars - Marry You
How I Met Your Mother makes my Mondays.
I caught the Filipino Fever.
But I’m Korean. Is this normal?!
❒Taken ❒ Single ✔ Happy
What's cookin', good lookin'?
What's up, buttercup?
I hate it when I...
Drop my spoon Drop my fork Drop my chopsticks Find a bug Accidentally wear my shirt backwards Accidentally wear my boxers backwards Accidentally not wear any boxers at all Step in gum Am tired but can’t sleep Have to work Find a cute girl to talk to but finding out she has a boyfriend Find a cute girl to talk to but finding out she has a girlfriend Lean over the sink to find...
Facebook vs. Tumblr Michael Jackson edition.
oreogasm: Someone I don’t know adds me on facebook: Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr: Someone writes on my Facebook wall: Someone writes on my Tumblr ask: Loses a friend on Facebook: Loses a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr:
Stop calling girls fat. It's not nice.
It's better not to look for love because you'll be...
Work hard. Dance harder.
I put the PRO in procrastination.
So You Think You Can Dance workshop today!
Say "Toy Boat" ten times really fast.
I love boobs.
I hate you how you have to be in the right place...
Real Talk. Some of these guys are cheesier than an...
It’s disgustingly cheesy.