August 2010
Real Talk. Asian girls are the best.
British Accents = Win
Wow
My ex walks by my work and gives me the dirtiest look from the corner of her eye.
I laughed.
What's this TMI Tuesday?
Is it where people leave shit in your ask?
Jehovah's Witness
I was on my way to my dentist when a Jehovah’s Witness came up to me and asked if I had time.
I told him, “No, sorry. I’m on my way to a check up right now.”
And she said something like, “God can give you all the time in the world.” (Korean translation)
And I told her, “No. I don’t want to be late.”
Out of no where she grabs onto my arm and...
I think Filipino girls are sexy as hell.
I hate trolls. Cause they're ugly as fuck.
No one will love you more than your right hand.
It won’t ask you to buy shit for you.
It won’t talk.
It will obey your every command.
It can make you orgasm.
It doesn’t need make-up.
It won’t argue.
It’s your very own booty-call.
Don't use lol-speak in front of me or else I'll...
Real talk. These Asian guys need to stop looking...
Fucking mosquito bite the size of my thumb. I...
I like beautiful people. It shows that the world...
What's under all that make-up? Do I really want to...
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